Now that we are done re-doing everything we have a guest that just doesn't realize that it is time to go. His three friends have met with some untimely ends (yeah!), but there seems to be one more having a run of our house. Let's call him "Ben". Ben has been spotted on every floor except for the third floor. Most recently he was in the basement.As this post points out we have a temporary Anti-Rodent Device. Her name is Telullah. My only hope is that Ben and Telullah don't forge some unnatural relationship like this "defective" cat to the left. To be fair, if Ben makes it out of our house alive that is fine with me-- it just better happen sooner rather than later. Telullah-- KILL!
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We had a cat who used to catch our mice and tenderly bathe them. But he didn't want to let his "friends" go, so we'd take him out to the curb and do the Heimlich maneuver on him so he'd spit them out. They usually died of fright as they were ejected. It was an odd time. Eventually, he decided to try one of his little buddies for a snack, and ate everything but the green part, whatever that is; instinct triumphed at last! Good luck with your lot...
You are going to take out a small little cute mouse? That is cold.
Send him to Chicago and we will freeze him and make him a mousesicle.
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